You can use my spare. *slide across the bar a large skull, the top of the cranium cut off with a handle on either side of its temples* Another good thing about that ogre is his head made a great tanker too ^^
...At this point I would take out a cleaver, hold it against your throat and say 'we can always change that'...But I'm never really the violent type when drinking. *hands him a pint of beer* Company is always makes it better...
*laughs* i only drink hard stuff! *gobbles down a bottle of GB Vodka* also, getting drunk off my own stuff *hiccup* is kinda a publicity stunt! *cackles and vomits alcoholic blood* so is serving it to minors.
*contorts his face into a pout*...I get that you are evil and all, but what's the reason? Do you have any complexity at all other than no one has bothered to kick you butt?...By the way you are cleaning that up.